(Fudlips posts link to Japanese site selling dolls of shitting girls, and asks Why? Just Why?... J&D responds...)

Because SnakeEyes fought for his country, you fuck. You sit at home, wack off, stick your dick in the fishtank and scream Yatzee, while men like Snake are overseas fighting Cobra. Did he ever torture prisoners? No. He ever complain about the armor on the tank being substandard plastic? Cocksucker, Snake Eyes couldn't even talk. He could only kick ass and look cool, and he did it all so that you could have the freedom to burn that flag. And if he wants to get shit on by some slanty-eyed whore, than collect them all, fuckface. You want answers? You want the truth? You can't handle cock. Go dribble milk elsewhere, manchild. The End of Days are nigh.